really rather disturbing

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I had a dream that my mom had a penis.  I learned this when I walked in on her while she was masturbating.  Awkward and a half.  She later wandered into my room and told me in this dazed and monotone fashion that she had accidentally sliced it off in a nail clipper or something and needed to go to the hospital to ask what gender she was.

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