There was a war against monsters. They made slime and drifted on the rivers.
In my dream last night, David Lynch told me that the new Muppets movie was not the Muppets movie he wanted, but the Muppets movie he needed.
This morning I was awoken by a voice whispering my name in my ear, only to discover that the voice originated within my own mind. For a few moments I was utterly terrified.